Dead Inside Festive Outside Possum Shirt
Blue Jean / S
$35.00
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Dead Inside Festive Outside Possum Shirt
$35.00
2 tees for $65 (S–XL) Free US shipping
Want it by Halloween? Order by Fri, Oct 9 — each shirt is printed to order.
Unisex sizes. Each piece is printed just for you, so please check the size guide before you order.
Size guide
Comfort Colors 1717 tee, measured flat in inches. Chest is pit to pit.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼" | 26⅝" |
| M | 20¼" | 28" |
| L | 22" | 29⅜" |
| XL | 24" | 30¾" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31⅝" |
| 3XL | 27¾" | 32½" |
| 4XL | 29¾" | 33½" |
Tolerance: chest ±1", length ±1¼".
Relaxed, straight-cut fit. For the best match, lay a shirt you already own flat and compare its measurements with the chart.
Shipping
Free US shipping on every order. Each piece is printed to order, so most orders arrive in 5–10 business days (up to 15 in peak season). You'll get tracking by email when it ships.
Replacements & returns
Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery, with a photo of the item laid flat, and we'll replace it or refund you — nothing to send back. Lost? If tracking hasn't moved in 10 business days, we'll open a trace with the carrier; if it hasn't arrived 30 days after shipping, we'll reship it or refund you.
Need to change or cancel? Email us within 12 hours of ordering — after that your shirt is already being printed.
Because each piece is printed for you, we can't accept returns for size or change of mind.
Participating in the season under protest, in a bedsheet.
Retro-style design on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee — soft, heavyweight and broken-in from the first wear.
Big stacked lettering with a possum playing dead between the lines — the strongest graphic in the set.
- Comfort Colors 1717, 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz — relaxed unisex fit
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk, no side seams
- Sizes S–4XL · colors: Ivory, Light Green, Yam, Blue Jean, Pepper
- Printed and shipped from the US
FIT — Comfort Colors describes this as a relaxed fit, straight-cut rather than fitted. For the closest result, compare the flat measurements in the size guide to a shirt you already own.
COLOR — every piece is garment-dyed after it is sewn, which gives each one its own character and means slight color variation is normal. Yours may sit a shade lighter or deeper than the photo. Garments are pre-shrunk during the dye and wash process, so there is almost no shrinkage at home.
CARE — wash cold, maximum 30°C, inside out with like colors. Non-chlorine bleach only. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not dry clean.
Designed for this shop by a one-person studio, using AI design tools. Made with my production partner Printify and printed to order in the US.
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